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Halloween evolved from the ancient Celtic holiday of Samhain, but Halloween today is less about the fear of ghosts and ghouls and more about costumes and candy. The Celts, who used the day to mark the end of the harvest season and the beginning of winter, also believed that the change of seasons was a bridge to the world of the dead. Over the centuries, Halloween transitioned from a pagan ritual to a day of parties, costumes, jack-o-lanterns and sweet treats for kids and adults.

This message goes out to all those who like Halloween. That the great passes beside the werewolf, nonstop dance with the ugliest tomato witch and a picture with the most mischievous ghost, upload to Facebook and scares anyone.๐ŸŽƒ

You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out and have a drink.๐ŸŽƒ

I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online yet.๐ŸŽƒ

Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!๐ŸŽƒ

For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.๐ŸŽƒ

I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like ‘Ugh, tourists’.๐ŸŽƒ

How much fun it would be to own a lightsaber in a zombie apocalypse???๐ŸŽƒ

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.๐ŸŽƒ

Halloween is great because kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal๐ŸŽƒ

The sun has just dropped and I see souls hovering near my window, I’ve been laughing because today will be with us.๐ŸŽƒ

A witch come to my room tonight, she and I play with the souls of all who are in Facebook, Alamas people like you.๐ŸŽƒ

Friend call me urgent. There was an accident broom witch is a very hurt. I wonder if this well? Happy halloween.!๐ŸŽƒ

Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger’s property and make a non-negotiable demand.๐ŸŽƒ

I’m not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.๐ŸŽƒ

Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me “for safe keeping”.๐ŸŽƒ

Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ and soy sauce.๐ŸŽƒ

I want to wear the scariest costume I can think of to work for Halloween this year, so I’m going as a pregnancy test.๐ŸŽƒ

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. โ€“ Eric HofferActing Is Like A Halloween๐ŸŽƒ

Asked my kid what her favorite part of today’s Halloween party and she pointed at thin air and said, ‘that ghost’… Now I have to move houses.๐ŸŽƒ

I was going to change my profile pic to a pumpkin for Halloween, but it didn’t look that much different from my actual head.๐ŸŽƒ

Today when entering the Facebook, I get an email with the following message, all your contacts that are today will die, but laughing.๐ŸŽƒ

I don’t know what’s scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.๐ŸŽƒ

When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it’s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.๐ŸŽƒ

The main thing I learned from watching my wife carve pumpkins is she’s really good at stabbing things. I should probably be nicer to her.๐ŸŽƒ

On Halloween night, moon howls and wolves, beasts and ghosts are waiting for you to end the party in your house.Could I Borrow Your Face๐ŸŽƒ

A bold wings was drunk and asks GOD Dear God I’m an angel? Right? And God will not answer my son! Tu’re A happy little batย halloweenย day!๐ŸŽƒ

If today you go out at night to walk, watch a spirit in the form of man to walk beside you and take you by the hand into the world of the dead.๐ŸŽƒ

I’m not cleaning this week. I’m going to tell everyone the cobwebs and dust are part of the Halloween decorations!!HALLOWEEN๐ŸŽƒ

[Name] is going to dress up like kanye west forย halloweenย and right after the kids yell, ‘trick or treat!’ i’m yelling, ‘christmas is better!’On Halloween Night๐ŸŽƒ

Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.I’m Not Cleaning This Week๐ŸŽƒ

To think that everyone has to find costume for Halloween parties, you only thing you need is to wear a pair of jeans and a shirt, and if you want to give more fear, just let me know and we’ll come together.๐ŸŽƒ

This message is for those who like Halloween. That the great passes beside the werewolf, nonstop dance with the ugliest tomato witch and a picture with the most mischievous ghost, upload to Facebook and frightens anyone.๐ŸŽƒ

If you walk under the moonlight on this night of Halloween, really safe silhouette of a witch on her broom laughing because the world marks the night in which the living and the dead seamlessly blend.๐ŸŽƒ

A bold wings was drunk and asks GOD Dear God Iโ€™m an angel? Right? And God will not answer my son! Tuโ€™re A happy little bat halloween day!๐ŸŽƒย 

A grandmother pretends she doesnโ€™t know who you are on Halloween.๐ŸŽƒย 

A witch come to my room tonight, she and I play with the souls of all who are in Facebook, Alamas people like you.๐ŸŽƒย 

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. โ€“ River PhoenixDress Up Like Kanye West๐ŸŽƒย 

Another year we will celebrate the day witches do not know why everyone has to pay homage to my mother.๐ŸŽƒย 

Asked my kid what her favorite part of todayโ€™s Halloween party and she pointed at thin air and said, โ€˜that ghostโ€™โ€ฆ Now I have to move houses.๐ŸŽƒย 

Best thing about Halloween isโ€ฆ you can wear whatever you wantย ๐ŸŽƒย 

Could I borrow your face for Halloween? :PIโ€™ll Be Your TrickIโ€™ll be your trick if youโ€™ll be my treat.Halloween๐ŸŽƒย 

Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.๐ŸŽƒย 

Dear Girls : No Need To Do Anything For Halloween .. Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party๐ŸŽƒย 

Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me โ€œfor safe keepingโ€.๐ŸŽƒย 

For Halloween Iโ€™m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.๐ŸŽƒย 

For Halloween Iโ€™m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.๐ŸŽƒย 

For Halloween Iโ€™m going to write โ€˜Lifeโ€™ on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.๐ŸŽƒย 

Friend call me urgent. There was an accident broom witch is a very hurt. I wonder if this well? Happy halloween.!๐ŸŽƒย 

Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!๐ŸŽƒย 

Give me a moment I must disguise myself. Youโ€™re so perfect. Happy Halloween.ย ๐ŸŽƒย 

Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Skechers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it โ€˜Not Sexy Nurseโ€™๐ŸŽƒย 

Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.๐ŸŽƒย 

Halloween is great because kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to stealย ๐ŸŽƒย 

Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a strangerโ€™s property and make a non-negotiable demand.๐ŸŽƒย 

Halloween is the holiday of monsters .. then this is your night: Enjoy!๐ŸŽƒย 

Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ and soy sauce.๐ŸŽƒย 

Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.๐ŸŽƒย 

Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Hoe Day.ย ๐ŸŽƒย 

โ€˜HALLOWEENโ€™.. the one day I get to dress up and embarrass my kids.. legally.ย ๐ŸŽƒย 

Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.Iโ€™m Not Cleaning This Week๐ŸŽƒย 

Happy Halloween my little monster. I love you!๐ŸŽƒย 

Happy Halloween! Remember: Do not waste time by mask .. just a coiffed and youโ€™re ready!๐ŸŽƒย 

Happy Halloween! Will you come with me on my broomstick, love?๐ŸŽƒย 

Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!๐ŸŽƒย 

How much fun it would be to own a lightsaber in a zombie apocalypse???๐ŸŽƒย 

I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like โ€˜Ugh, touristsโ€™.๐ŸŽƒย 

I donโ€™t know whatโ€™s scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.๐ŸŽƒย 

I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online yet๐ŸŽƒ

That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes..๐ŸŽƒ

Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.๐ŸŽƒ

I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.๐ŸŽƒ

For Halloween I’m going to write ‘Life’ on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.๐ŸŽƒ

Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Skechers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it ‘Not Sexy Nurse’๐ŸŽƒ

Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Hoe Day.๐ŸŽƒ

Dear Girls : No Need To Do Anything For Halloween .. Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party๐ŸŽƒ

Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!๐ŸŽƒ

Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!๐ŸŽƒ

Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..๐ŸŽƒ

For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.๐ŸŽƒ

Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.๐ŸŽƒ

Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.๐ŸŽƒ

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